Elvis is Very Much Alive

Russian Machine never breaks

hoechlinth:

Since it doesn’t look like anyone’s getting arrested today what do you say we put sex back on the table?

Sterek AU: Stiles is excited to finally get to do some real undercover work. All he has to do is seduce a man into agreeing to pay to have sex with him. Shouldn’t be too hard… right?

Derek is part of an ongoing investigation into a human trafficking ring. Tonight he has the fun job of rounding up sex workers to see if any of them have any information on their bosses. 

This is what happens when people don’t read their inter-agency memos. Chaos. 

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(via marguerite26)

#justapartmentthings

ofgeography:

  • was that thing that just fell in someone’s apartment a thing that fell in MY apartment, or my neighbor’s?
  • "your dog is so cute! do you need a dogwalker?"
  • raise your hand if you live in the building across from mine and you have seen me naked.
  • oh, that’s. that’s a lot.
  • WHO IS COOKING AND ARE YOU PLANNING TO SHARE???
  • of all the people i expected to listen to the entire miley cyrus discography at 8:37 on a monday night, it wasn’t you, bald bachelor in 1024.
  • "your dog is so cute! do you need a dogwalker?"
  • FOR SALE: BICYCLE, NO TIRES, GOOD AS NEW.
  • How Long Can I Avoid Going All The Way To The Basement To Do Laundry?: the “on-site laundry room” story
  • whose phone is vibrating? mine? yours? upstairs? downstairs? in the garbage chute? in my dreams? in my nightmares? MAKE IT STOP.
  • Whose Sock Is This?: the “on-site laundry room” story, part 2
  • i don’t know the name of the man who lives in the apartment across from mine but i know he watches a LOT of the vampire diaries
  • seriously who made popcorn
  • "is that a rooster statue in your window?" and additional questions for the apartments without window dressings
  • sorry about that time you had to call management to ask me to quiet down because i was loudly singing high school musical at 11p.m. on a wednesday, apartment 1027, but in my defense high school musical was a seminal classic and i never tell on YOU for fighting with your girlfriend at 6:30a.m., soooooo
  • "YOUR DOG IS SO CUTE DO YOU NEED A DOGWALKER?"

Emperor’s New College

dj3y3:

tokyodoll13:

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I fell apart at Government Majors

(via rennerandcats)

I think we should have more sexual education. Can you imagine if we didn’t have driver’s ed and people drove cars like they saw in the movies? Porn is adult entertainment, not education.

—James Deen (via afrometaphysics)

(Source: theneverbird, via agentotter)