Elvis is Very Much Alive

Swearing Makes Physics Work Better
(copperbadge says so)



I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

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jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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i love when i have capslock on from creating labels or doing captions or whatever and i don’t notice and accidentally type something else like, “YES LUNCH AT 11:30 SOUNDS GOOD” or “THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR FILING THAT COS”, like, no, lunch sounds REALLY REALLY GOOD and also that filing was amazing.

Leverage Meme » 6/9 quotes
No-Stabbing Wednesdays.

I…don’t know whether I support this or not, tbh.  It’s only 9:30.

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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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