Elvis is Very Much Alive

His sword glows blue in the presence of lawyers

marguerite26:

rerak-sketchbook:

Every time when I see intro from Teen Wolf I think Derek is baking when he’s angry…

And also

thats the only reason he’s still alive

pie baking Derek is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. bless.

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Hitler finds out the Tevatron has been defunded.

(Saw one where Hitler finds out the Ducks are going to play the Stars.  I think this one’s funnier, but, to be fair, I have high-energy astro-physicists in the family, so….)

I do not think that it was a compliment when my dentist told me today that my jaw muscles were like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s.  Especially because he then told me to take twice the daily recommended dose of Aleve to get them to calm down.  

thelindsaytuggey:

Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.  EVER.

(Source: brusewillis, via jerakeenc)

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

copperbadge:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

Just a minute while we Retrieve your information.

(Source: bobasprite)

i’m sorry but i’m not ashamed to like shitty pop music

how the fuck am i supposed to dance around my room to bon iver 

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