Elvis is Very Much Alive

Russian Machine never breaks

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Wow, no one watches Raffi sing anymore do they?

(via agentpantybunches)

middle-earth-and-westeros:

If you’re going to stab someone you have to either say “I am no man.” or “The Lannisters send their regards.” sorry I don’t make the rules.

I agree wholeheartedly.

(via agentotter)

theonion:

Millions of citizens nationwide could be heard muttering “God, why are you so stupid?” to themselves after realizing they had looked to an elected official for some kind of solution.

theonion:

Millions of citizens nationwide could be heard muttering “God, why are you so stupid?” to themselves after realizing they had looked to an elected official for some kind of solution.

(via alchemicalalice)