Elvis is Very Much Alive

His sword glows blue in the presence of lawyers

sheercompulsion:

April 17, 2014: A Kane-Toews combo gives the Blackhawks a 3-2 lead (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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