Elvis is Very Much Alive

Swearing Makes Physics Work Better
(copperbadge says so)

copperbadge:

A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

"Robert, have you heard about this fanfiction stuff?"

Heard about it? For all you know, I write it. And don’t think I don’t appreciate being the filling in your theoretical Chris sandwich, because I do.”

"What makes you think you’d get to be in the middle?"

"Respect your elders, kid. Plus it’s more visually symmetrical that way."

"You actually have put thought into this, haven’t you."

"I’m not telling you my AO3 screen name." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Pratt on his Life Choices]

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via calliotrope)