Hitler finds out the Tevatron has been defunded.
(Saw one where Hitler finds out the Ducks are going to play the Stars. I think this one’s funnier, but, to be fair, I have high-energy astro-physicists in the family, so….)
I do not think that it was a compliment when my dentist told me today that my jaw muscles were like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. Especially because he then told me to take twice the daily recommended dose of Aleve to get them to calm down.
I demand to know what breed of neigh this is.
I laugh at “breed of neigh” every time I see this picture.
UNITED STATES DRAFT HORSE POLO TEAM.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes